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Simon Petochio

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Good Form, Poor Form (September 2014)

POOR FORM to all the bad news on TV. Why can’t journalists report on something a little less depressing for a change? They seem obsessed with misery. There are plenty of fun things happening if you know where to look. Our rabbit, Sven, had kittens the other day for instance. We dressed them all up a

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Good Form, Poor Form (June 2014)

POOR FORM to selfish parents who come up with ridiculous new-age names for their children just to be “different”. These poor kids will not appreciate the gesture; they will resent you for the rest of their lives.           Milkshake-Poodlefart McGee, Frankston POOR FORM to my arms. My wife won’t all