GOOD FORM to the transit police who restrained and arrested two fare evaders at the train station. My fellow commuters and I applauded the swift action of the officers, so relieved were we to see the back of those moronic louts.
Eva Braun, Chelsea
POOR FORM to all them old bags what clapped when the met-cops held me down and twisted me arm half off. S’not my fault if Craig pocketed me last five bucks, is it… How’m I supposed to buy a ticket with no dosh?
Noppa, Frankston
POOR FORM Noppa, I didn’t take no five bucks, ya dumb arse. You had a bit of bog roll hangin out the back of ya daks – I just brushed it off for ya – doin you a favour, dude.
Craig, Frankston
POOR FORM. Bog paper doesn’t grow on trees, you dopey nob-shiner – who d’ya reckon paid for it? Touch my arse again, I’ll snap ya!
Noppa, Frankston
POOR FORM Dude, you are such a prawn-head. The dunny roll was paid for by the dudes what own Chooky Wooky Chicken. And you did snap me one – that’s why the transit cops came over in the first place!
Craig, Frankston
POOR FORM Mate, I’ve smashed that many chicken burgers there – I practically own the joint. Think about it, idiot.
Noppa, Frankston
POOR FORM… YOU think about it! I’m not thinkin ‘bout nothin!
Craig, Frankston
POOR FORM… Exactly, mate. Your brain is so fully full of nothin it’s not funny.
Noppa, Frankston
POOR FORM… What are you a mind reader now?
Craig, Frankston
POOR FORM… Yeah, maybe I am! What’s it to you, dickhead?
Noppa, Frankston
POOR FORM… Nothin’s nothin to me, bog-roll arse! Mind your own business!
Craig, Frankston
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